okay so we know about jesus when he’s a baby, and jesus when he’s an adult, but does the bible ever mention his rebellious teenager years?
‘jesus, go feed the donkey.’
‘yOU’RE NOT MY REAL FATHER’
the ground shakes a little, and a voice comes down from the sky
‘do what your stepfather says you little shit’
90% of the ocean is undiscovered and you’re telling me mermaids dont exist
this actually exists and you want a fucking mermaid?
In mythology mermaids cause shipwrecks and drown people…
They’re evil motherfuckers.
Sound like my kind of people